I know it looks @#$%&@# bad... he ain't here like he should be, but it's Cloud we're talkin' about. If yer jus' thinkin' that wherever he's gotten off to he's gonna be sittin' on that spikey ass of his, yer @#$%&@# wrong!

I know 'im better than that. Tifa... ya had a better influence on 'im than that. Damn punk's gonna be workin' his ass off to do what's right. Least, he damn well better be, or I'll be kickin' his @#$ $&@# @#$%&@# ass when I see 'im next!!

... [There's a long pause. He's low on steam because, even if he won't admit it, shit just doesn't feel right without Cloud around.] ...

Hey, Nabs. Gonna be out for a bit today. Gonna check on Tifa, an' make sure the others are awright, too.

Where the **** did they go...?

I know Gerudo kidnap men, but their boxers? This **** is bananas.

Nabooru? I know yer blunt... but this is a bit obvious even for you.

It tastes damn good, though.

Got a lot ta think about right now...

Cloud, Tifa. When either of ya got some time, we gotta sit down an' have a little chat.

Awright... which one of you bozo's is responsible for this, huh? Some funny **** goin' on here - wherever the ******* hell HERE is!

An' what the hell's this thing? Some new upgraded PHS? Better be. Last ******* one was broken!

Cloud, yer spiky ass around here? Probably don't know **** all, as usual! Get me somebody who knows! Tifa's a good girl, knows her stuff... don't talk smack, either, like some other little **** I know.

Speakin' of Tifa... DAMN IT, WHERE THE HELL IS MARLENE, WOMAN?! She's here with you, right? Damn well better be! My little girl better be snug as a bug in a rug, or someone's head's gonna be ******* rollin'!